Under Dark Skies Chapter 1

During COVID I wrote a novel to keep myself sane as the education system in Ontario unravelled. I’d wake up every morning at 4am and put a couple of hours in before getting the hope beaten out of me at school.

My escape was to imagine my granddad’s time in France in 1940 as Nazis swept through all of the allied defences. He was still supporting his RAF squadron when Dunkirk happened and found himself still on the wrong side of the channel in the collapsing French republic six weeks later, looking for a way out.

This is a fictionalized account based on Bill’s war record, with some Steve McQueen-esque motorcycling in there. Inglorious Basterds was another inspiration.

Author’s Note:

In 1939 and 1940 Britain and the Commonwealth sent hundreds
of thousands of troops to France to help defend against an impending invasion.
The Phoney War was what they called that first winter as Hitler and Nazi
Germany looked east and north, invading Poland and Scandinavia, but on May 10th,
1940 the Blitzkrieg tactics they’d honed over the winter were turned on
Belgium, The Netherlands and France. All of allied mainland Europe was under
Nazi control by the end of May.

The battles of the Low Countries and France are often seen
as a national embarrassment and ignored historically. Under Dark Skies is a
fictionalized account of these forgotten soldiers and civilians under the
looming threat of Nazi control.

British Expeditionary Force
Friday, May 10th, 1940
France-Luxembourg Border

 

Bill kicked the too-blue RAF Norton
into neutral and let his momentum carry him to the top of the hill, where he
killed the engine and glided to a stop.

“You could do worse than France in
the springtime,” he thought as he looked out over the recently turned fields,
the odd tree poking through the golden morning mist.

He still felt like he was getting
away with something every time he left the busy airfield to go on these rides,
but the higher ups found value in them or wouldn’t have encouraged it. The new
uniform with its stiff new corporal stripes still felt too big and Bill wasn’t
comfortable with the boys he’d come over with, most of them newly minted
adults, having to come to attention for him now.

He felt the need to squirm in the
uniform again, but instead kicked the Norton over, grinning to himself as it
started on the first kick. A handful of throttle and they were gone in a shower
of gravel, following the winding road right up to the border. There were a
couple of bottles of British beer in the saddlebags, the Luxembourg border
guards at this post had a soft spot for English stouts. Intelligence gathering
often looked a lot like hospitality.

Bill pulled the Norton up onto its
stand in the clearing at the border and took the bottles carefully out of the
saddle bag. The sun had broken the mist and it promised to be a beautiful
spring day. Thomas and Gabriel stepped out of their guard hut, their crisp
uniforms a bit crumpled after a cold night in the hut.

“Morning gentlemen,” Bill said,
holding up the bag, “I bring gifts!”

“Is it stout?” Gabe asked excitedly,
reaching for the bottles. His face broke into a wide smile as he held up one of
the bottles for Thomas to see.

“Thank you, my friend!” Thomas
grinned, shaking Bill’s hand enthusiastically.

Bill didn’t have much of an ear for
languages, and both men’s accented English sounded French to him, but others
had told him there is a distinctness to Luxembourg French that Bill’s Norfolk
County ears couldn’t hear. He shook off his dewy topcoat and lay it over the
saddle. Thomas had turned back to the hut carrying the clinking bottles. The
smell of eggs and bacon wafted out of the doorway.

“Come, William! We have fresh eggs
this morning!”

Twenty minutes later the three of
them were standing around the motorcycle with mostly empty plates. Bill had
been explaining parts on the bike to them. Tom and Gabe, both of whom spoke a
baffling number of languages compared to unilingual Bill, were focused on
building their technical English vocabulary.

“Carburetor is similar to French
carburateur and the Dutch is the same as English, but German and Luxembourgian
use vergaser,” Thomas explained.

Bill liked their breakfasts. Tom was
nineteen, same age as he was, and Gabe was the ‘old man’ at twenty-three.
They’d managed to meet up at least once a week since he’d first met them on a
ride in March. Bill was encouraged to document these meetings and collect
intelligence on what was going on in Luxembourg, who were neutral in this war
that wasn’t really happening. Bill, with his country accent and lack of guile,
was the perfect intelligence operative. The fact that he enjoyed the job, and
it got him out of a lot of heavy lifting while refueling Hurricanes was besides
the point.

“Do you ride bikes as part of your
job?” Bill asked around the last of his eggs.

“Yah,” Gabe replied around his
bacon, “but we always seem to get the car. Probably because we’re furthest from
the depot.”

“I prefer motorbikes to cars,” Bill
said, patting the Norton’s tank, “much more exciting!”

Gabe laughed as he collected the
metal camp plates and returned them to the hut. Thomas was crouching down
looking at the Norton’s single cylinder engine.

“Zis is a four-hundred, um,
verplaatsing?”

“Don’t know verplaatsing, mate.”
Bill laughed.

Thomas’s face screwed up in
concentration, “zee engine size is verplaatsing. Um, zee space in zee engine?”

“Displacement!” Bill laughed,
“that’s what you call the space inside an engine, the displacement.”

“Dis-place-ment,” Thomas tried it
out, “like the French, déplacement.”
“Right,” Bill grinned, this is almost thirty cubic inches in displacement.”
Thomas looked at him blankly, “cubic inches?”

“Ah, right, you’re metric. It’s four
hundred and ninety cubic centimeters.”

“Is it fast?”

“Not as fast as it should be.”
“Why is that so?”

“It’s an old engine– side valve, and
it’s a heavy old thing. My last bike at home was one hundred CCs smaller, made
more power and weighed much less. This’ll still do sixty mile-an-hour though –
that’s one hundred kilometres per hour… if you duck down.”

“Wat ass e Side Ventil?” Thomas
asked Gabe who had returned from cleaning up.

“In English, it is side-valve. The
valves are mounted on the side rather than the top. William is correct, this is
an old engine design,” Gabe replied, looking at the motor with interest.

Bill leaned down and tickled the
carb, and a bit of fuel dripped down, “Want to give it a go?”

Thomas glanced at Gabe, his eyes
widening, “Yah!”

“Hop on,” Bill laughed, pulling the
bike forward off its stand.

Thomas threw a leg over the Norton.
“My first English bike ride!” he grinned.

Tom looked like he knew what he was
doing and had already pulled the kick start out with his foot, he had obviously
ridden before.

“What do you usually ride?” Bill
asked, stepping back as Thomas prepared to kick it over.

“There are Motobécane, um, side-car?
That we ride.” Gabe replied, eying Thomas with some jealousy as he stepped on
the kick starter. The Norton thumped to life first kick.

Thomas kicked it into gear before
easing away. He rode past the guard hut into Luxembourg, which Bill supposed
might have caused problems had he been the one riding it. In a moment he
disappeared around a bend up the road.

“He knows how to ride a bike,” Bill
said to Gabe.

“I hope he doesn’t go far,” Gabe
replied with a wrinkled brow. “Riding around Luxembourg on a Royal Air Force
motorbike will get him in trouble.”

“As long as he brings it back, no
worries!” Bill laughed.

Thomas came back about ten minutes
later. As he pulled the bike up onto its stand, he tried to straighten his
unruly blond hair.

“That is an interesting motorbike!”

“Back home they call it ‘the poor
man’s Norton’,” Bill replied, “it’s old but easy to work on and dependable, but
not very exciting.”

“What is the exciting English
motorbike?” Thomas asked.

“My sister got a Triumph Speed Twin
last year,” Bill replied, seeing the shiny silver bike in his mind’s eye.
“That’s an exciting motorbike! Much lighter, twice the power.”

“My cousin in Germany has a BMW
R17,” Thomas replied, “a very exciting motorcycle!”

“Flat twin engine?” Bill asked?

“Yah, very fast. We did one hundred
kilometres per hour with two!”

“That’s amazing!” Bill replied.
“I’ve never heard of a bike that can do that!”

“Yah, but he won’t let me drive it,”
Thomas’s face fell, then brightened. “This one is better because you did!”

A deep hum began to fill the air,
seeming to come up through the grass they were standing on. Instinctively, the
three looked up.

Bill’s skin was prickling. He knew
from briefings that things had been heating up. In the past couple of weeks,
the hangar had been kept busy repairing several hit and runs. This hum felt
different though, bigger. The three men kept scanning the broken clouds above
until Gabe yelped and pointed. From the still rising sun in the east, glimmers
from a large formation, very high up.

“That’s not good,” Bill muttered,
reaching for his long coat.

“They are flying over Luxembourg!”
Gabe said under his breath. “They never fly over Luxembourg…”

“You boys look after yourself,” Bill
said, pulling on the leather gloves he’d been given by one of the pilots. “It
looks like things are about to get messy.”

“Yah, messy,” Thomas said absently,
the colour draining from his face.

Bill kicked the bike over and gunned
the motor before spinning the bike in a perfect arc on the damp grass. Thomas’s
eyebrows shot up.

“I hope we get a chance to meet
again,” Bill gave them both a tight-lipped smile before he shot off down the
road, past the unmanned French border station. Someone might want to look into
that.

“Rufft dëst un,” Gabriel said to
Thomas, bringing the barrier down across the road. Thomas stepped into the
guard hut and reached for the telephone.

The ride back to Rouvres was the
opposite of the cool, calm ride to the border. Bill didn’t hang about and had
the Norton doing things that would have given its designers hysterics. He kept
half an eye on the bomber formation, now well south and west of him. Best guess
was they were headed to the big aerodrome in Reims. Seventy-Three Squadron was
supposed to be moving back there to shorten supply lines, but they had been
delayed by a lack of lorries to move the heavy equipment. Perhaps this was
their lucky day, being a small Hurricane fighter squadron parked in a farmer’s
field meant they weren’t on anyone’s to-do list.

The Norton didn’t miss a beat all
the way back which Bill found very satisfying as it had been a right pain in
the ass before he rebuilt the carb. He normally waved to the guard as he pulled
in, but had to stop because the gate was down.

“Corporal,” Sergeant Mills said,
checking his name off a list. “Flight Grimes wants to see you in the tower.”

“Right-oh sergeant,” Bill nodded,
kicking the bike into gear and ducking under the gate as it was being lifted.

He leaned the Norton up against the
side of the tower and walked hurriedly around to the door. The Flight Sergeant
frowned on running, he said it looked panicky rather than efficient, so Bill
walked quickly, as did everyone else within sight of the senior NCO. The office
was in chaos. Radios were chirping and the telephone was ringing, and while no
one was running, it was clear that panic was setting in. Grimes saw Bill’s
sweaty face in the doorway and waved him over.

“What do you know, Corporal?”

“I was at the Luxembourg border on
the D59 talking to my contacts when we noted a large bomber formation at high
altitude. Couldn’t determine plane type, but I counted over forty in the
formation. First visual contact was at oh-eight-ten, coming from the east over
Luxembourg, which the guard said hasn’t happened before. The formation made a
turn south, I think they’re aiming at Reims, Flight.”

“They’ve hit Reims. Everything we
have is scrambled and we’re mobilizing. Find a local farmer with something you
can load up your bike kit into and commandeer it. Get back here and be ready to
move. I have a feeling we aren’t staying in Rouves. Any other news?”

“Luxembourg has closed their border;
I didn’t see any of the unusual traffic on the roads.”

“Carry on,” Grimes turned away to
deal with three others waiting to speak to him.

Bill stepped back out into the
morning sun, a bead of sweat hanging from the tip of his nose. In the back of
his mind, he was already working through a list of vehicles he’d seen that
might work for carrying their little motorcycle collection. Going to French
authorities was pointless and would only result in an argument and insults, but
many of the local farmers had recently moved away from horses, and he knew of
at least two who spoke English and might be willing to make a swap.

Jean Audun rode a beautiful Peugeot
P515 that Bill had stopped to admire on more than one occasion, and his farm
was only twenty minutes away. Bill jumped back onto the still hot Norton and
bounced over the empty airfield towards the main gate; all the Hurricanes were
up, the only planes left on the ground were unairworthy.

Sergeant
Mills waggled the phone he was talking on at Bill and waved him through. The
roads remained strangely empty as Bill quickly made his way into the village of
Étain just south of the base. A hive of activity on most weekday mornings,
Étain was a ghost town this morning. Bill quietly thumped past shuttered
windows and turned south toward La Vignette before taking a right onto the dirt
track that led to Jean’s farm. Down the hill with the Orne River in the
background, Bill thought the farm looked like a postcard, even more so today
with the last of the fog lifting from the river.

Jean stepped out of his doorway as
Bill pulled up and killed the ignition, he looked tense. The two men had first
met when Jean had ridden by the base on his lovely Peugeot, which had prompted
Bill, who had been chatting with the guard on duty, to give chase. Jean had
retired into farming, but in a previous life he’d worked in the French Foreign
Service and could speak English fluently.

“Bonjour, Jean,” Bill said, stepping
off the bike. “Have you heard?”

“Oui, Bill, Reims is burning from
German bombs. It has begun, no?”

“The whole squadron’s up in the air.
Never seen that before. I think you’re right; it’s kicked off.”

Jean nodded tersely and lifted his
pipe. He was usually a mellow fellow, but this morning he looked like he’d
slept on nails.

“What do you think will happen,”
Jean finally asked through the cloud he’d just exhaled.

Bill had been told to be cautious
when talking to civilians, but Jean was the kind of man you found yourself
trusting. Maybe a trick from the diplomatic corps. In any case, things were
about to become obvious to everyone and in the absence of direct orders Bill
always preferred to tell the truth.

“I was up at the border this morning
when I saw the bomber formations. They came in over Luxembourg, which they
haven’t done before. You’re just behind the Maginot Line so you’ll be
protected… but not from bombs, I suppose.”

Jean gave Bill a cynical look over
his pipe. “Do you think the Maginot Line will hold?”

“I can’t see how the Germans could
just walk through it, but it can’t do much about the aerial attacks.”

Jean nodded in resignation, “What
can I help you with?”

“I’ve been tasked with finding
civilian transportation, and I was hoping we might be able to come to an
arrangement for one of your vehicles.”

“That’s not very reassuring,” Jean
laughed, tapping out his pipe on the doorframe.

Bill smiled back tightly. “It isn’t
for me either.”

Jean considered the request. “I
don’t have enough petrol for the vehicles I do have. Could we arrange a trade?
You fill up my tank, and I’ll give you my old TUB.”

            Jean
had three of the Citroën utility vans for delivering produce locally. The TUB
was a very strange bit of French engineering, like a cube on wheels, but Bill
had seen them all over the area and knew them to be dependable.

“I’ll be back with a bowser if they
give me the say so,” Bill held out his hand and Jean shook it.

Bill jumped back on the Norton and
kicked it over.

“Thanks, Jean. I hope I can return
the van when things settle down again.”

Jean smiled grimly and turned back
into his house.

 

Bill was back at the airfield gate
in less than twenty minutes. It was easy to make time on empty roads. Mills
waved him through, and Bill left the Norton ticking hot against the side of the
tower and went to find Grimes. Things hadn’t settled down since Bill’s last
visit and everyone was moving in three directions at once.

“Morris?” Grimes waved him over.
“What do you know?”

“Jean Audun in La Vignette has a French utility van he’s
willing to trade for petrol. Do we have any, Flight?”

Grimes nodded. “We topped everything
up from Reims last night. We can’t expect more fuel any time soon, but we’re
brimmed and if we end up moving, we can’t take it all with us. Find a driver
and get a bowser over to the big tank and fill up, how much do you need?”

“It’s a big tank, Flight, maybe a
thousand gallons?”

“Fill a bowser and make the trade on
my authority, off you go.” Grimes turned away.

Bill found Sheckles sitting in the
mess drinking tea. He’d worked with Sheck on a number of fueling assignments
before the motorbiking happened.

“Want to go for a drive?” Bill sat
down across from him with his own brew.

“Are we driving back home?” Sheck
asked hopefully, his youthful freckled face showing mock hope, the only kind
available.

“Wouldn’t that be something,” Bill
replied, sipping the hot tea. “Grimes asked me to do a fuel run to Jean Audun’s
farm in La Vignette. It’s not far and I’ve got to drive one of those mad French
cube vans he’s got back in exchange.”

Sheck gave him a shrewd look over
the tea. “Why you picking up civilian vehicles?”

“Not enough room for the bikes on
what we’ve got here, and everyone will be busying driving something else?
Grimes doesn’t want to leave them behind? I dunno, why you asking me? I don’t
make the decisions.”

“Fair enough. Finish the tea and
go?”

“I’m not leaving the tea
unfinished.”

 

It was getting on for lunch but they
both grabbed a sandwich when they left the mess and were now munching on them
as the fuel bowser filled up from the holding tank. The pump was loud, but
returning Hurricanes made it impossible to talk, so the two kicked a deflated
football back and forth and juggled lunch as the tank filled. They stopped to
watch Hurricanes in various states of disrepair bounce down the grass runway.
As the last of the squadron pulled up a hundred yards away and killed its
Merlin engine, bird song returned to the field.

“I wonder how many we got,” Sheck
said, eying the smoke rising from several of the planes.

Ground crews were on the wounded fighters,
putting out fires. The undamaged planes were already refueling and rearming for
an immediate return to murderous skies.

“More of them than us, I hope,” Bill
replied around his sandwich. “Cobber ‘n Fanny’ll get their share.”

 “Cobber” Kain and “Fanny” Orton had both made
ace already and had been featured in papers back home. The squadron was proud
of both, and many of the enlisted men liked them because they weren’t career
types with airs and graces; each had joined to fly. Both aces had picked up
Bill’s motorbike training at Lieutenant Scoular’s urging and Cobber in
particular had taken to it. He’d often sign out a Norton when given leave
rather than taking a car.

            The fuel bowser’s wheels were
pressing into the grass, a sure sign it was near full. Sheck hit the lever and
stopped the pump. When he pulled the connector off both men could see petrol
just below the filler.

“That’ll make Farmer Audun happy,”
Bill said, peering into the tank.

“Let’s get it over to him,” Sheck
replied, doing the cap up tight and stuffing his terrible football under the
tank.

Sheck navigated the bowser across
the still dewy grass toward the gate. The surviving Hurricanes were refueled
and spinning up again, filling the air with Merlin thunder. There were gaps in
the formation though. One wouldn’t start and another had bullet damage to its
flight controls, making Bill wonder how the pilot had managed to land it in the
first place.

Sheck pulled the lorry up to the
gate and Mills gave him the eye.

“Where do ya think you’re going with
that?”

“Wherever he tells me to go,” Sheck
jerked a thumb at Bill.

“Sergeant, I’m bringing back a
civilian utility vehicle as per Flight’s orders,” Bill leaned over to speak
over Sheck. “Is there anything needs doing to it before I bring it on base?”

“Best we look it over to make sure
it’s not got anything bomb-like on it,” Mills replied. “Off you go. Keep an eye
on Sheck, he tends to wander.”

“Sar-junt!” Sheck replied with mock
formality as he shifted the heavy bowser into gear and eased it into motion.
Mills stepped back into the guard hut shaking his head.

Sheck made driving the heavily
loaded bowser easy, but Bill knew otherwise. Improperly timed gear changes
would shred the gearbox with a load like this, but Sheck got them moving
through Étain and on to Jean’s farm without incident. The roads remained deserted
and there was little farm activity happening, neither of which was typical.

“Pull up to the gate and let’s walk
in to see how best to do this,” Bill said, opening the door.

Both men jumped out of the bowser
and opened the gate. Jean was already walking up the pathway.

“Gentlemen,” he said, poker faced.
“My tank is next to the barn, this way.”

Jean’s meticulously run farm had a
dirt track that looped around his barn, allowing him to fill vehicles from
raised fuel tank. It was an older but well-maintained system, and there was
nothing about the road up to it that would pose a problem for the bowser, so
Sheck went back to get it.

Jean pushed back one of the sliding
doors on his barn, revealing his three parked utility vehicles.

“The Traction Utilitaire Basse is
what I will trade for a full tank,” Jean said, pointing to the older of the
three. You should be able to carry four bikes with spares in that.”

Bill eyed the thing with curiosity.
It was bizarrely minimalist with no engine that he could see on the front. It
looked like an upturned bathtub on wheels, which is where it got its nickname.

“Where’s the motor?” Bill asked
looking around the van.

“At the front, under the floor.”

“Anything else I should know?”

“Be careful driving it empty, it’s a
handful, but loaded it drives normally – and save some of your petrol for it,
all three of these are empty. It has been sitting in here for a while so we
might have to bump it. I’ll steer, you push it out to the front.”

Jean stepped up into the driver’s
seat, leaving the door open, shifted into neutral and gave Bill a wave. It was
remarkably light for its size and Bill was easily able to roll it down the
incline out of the barn and into the late morning sun. The van was covered in a
fine layer of dust from lack of fuel.

Sheck parked uphill from the tank
and made quick work of running the hose into it. Fuel was rapidly filling the
tank, filling the air with the tangy smell of petrol. While that was going on
Bill and Jean looked over the TUB, Jean pointing out how to get to the motor
and checking that it still cranked, which it did.

Within minutes the bowser had filled
the ground tank but still had fuel in it.

“This has a vehicle filler on it,”
Sheck shouted from the side of the barn. “Want to fill up the other vehicles?
No point in taking it back half full.”

Jean looked at Bill and nodded
vigorously. They pushed the TUB to the side of the barn as Sheck let the bowser
roll backwards down the road until it poked into the courtyard. He then undid a
smaller coiled hose and began filling the TUB. Bill helped Jean roll the other
two empty vans out of the barn. After filling all three, Sheck tied the hoses
up for the drive back.

“If I’m able, I’ll return this to
you when we don’t need it anymore,” Bill said, patting the van.

“I hope so, but I fear I won’t be
seeing you again any time soon,” Jean replied with gallic shrug.

Bill stepped into the bizarre French
van and fired it up. Compared to the big diesel motors he’d been driving, the
tiny petrol engine in the TUB barely made any noise and the transmission was
silent. Bill followed Sheck up the hill but could only hear the heavy gears and
motor of the bowser groaning up the incline. The TUB bounced about alarmingly,
at one point feeling like it would tip over on the uneven ground, but once on
the road it felt a bit more manageable. It was strange looking out the front and
seeing no bonnet.

Up the road into Étain, Bill was
starting to get a feel for driving the van but at the first corner he started
to doubt the wisdom of the trade as the little van went up on two wheels and
scared the daylights out of him.

“A handful when empty?” Bill
muttered, “that’s some French understatement.”

By the time the two arrived back at
the airfield gate Bill was sweaty and mildly terrified of the TUB. Mills waved
Sheck through and then stepped up to the little van as Bill pulled up.

“What on earth is that?” he asked,
eyeing the alien looking thing.

“The most terrifying thing I’ve ever
driven, Sergeant,” Bill replied, peeling his fingers from the steering wheel.
“It better drive straight when it’s loaded or I’m parking it up!”

“Where’s the motor?” Mills asked,
opening doors, and doing a routine inspection.

“Under my feet,” Bill stamped on the
vibrating floor, “it makes it quite tippy.”

“What will they think of next, eh?”

“Not more like this, I hope.”

“Flight’s calling a meeting for all
staff at fourteen hundred. Grab a bite and make sure you’re there on time.”

“Yes, sergeant.”

Bill put the TUB in gear and drove
it around back of the hangar where he kept the brace of Nortons under a
home-made metal roof. A crude workbench had been knocked up for him by a couple
of the mechanics so that he could do maintenance on them, but the Nortons
hadn’t required much. The bike shed was where everyone on the base came to sign
out a bike, and, thanks to a stormy winter with many flightless days, the
majority of the squadron had had a go on them.

Opening the van, Bill eyed the cargo
hold. He might be able to squeeze four bikes into the thing if he was cunning
about it. With three in it’d have space for spares and tools. The row of bikes
was parked with military precision. If they had to move, the majority of them
could be ridden to the next location.

Just then the air raid claxon
chirped letting everyone know it was two o’clock and meeting time. Bill headed
toward the parade grounds but hesitated when he saw no one moving in that
direction. One of the mechanics was cleaning up by the hangar.

“It’s in here, Bill,” he shouted
with a familiar East Anglian accent, jerking an oily thumb back into the
hangar, “Flight doesn’t want us offering ourselves up as a target from above.”

The hangar wasn’t a proper one, just
a metal frame with canvas pulled over it. It kept the rain off but little else;
it was still bloody cold in there in the winter when the openings at either end
let a steady wind through it. Bill walked in to see most of the squadron
forming a knot around the Flight Sergeant. Sheck was at the back leaning
against a crate, his unruly hair sticking up now that he’d taken his cap off.

“Manage to get that parked without
tipping it over,” he laughed as Bill joined him.

“It’s mad!” Bill replied. “Jean said
it’d feel better loaded. It’d better be!”

“Drives the front wheels, eh?” Sheck
noted.

“You can’t tell from driving. It
feels normal when it isn’t trying to roll over.”

A few other stragglers were making
their way into the hangar but pretty much everyone who wasn’t up in a plane was
there so the Flight Sergeant held up his hand for quiet.

“If you’ve been wondering when this
was going to kick off, you don’t need to wonder anymore. Hitler has crossed the
border into the low countries. As of now Seventy-Three Squadron is on high
alert which means two things: no one is off duty as of now, and everyone’s
first job is to ensure the fighting readiness of our aircraft. If you’re on
flight crew you’re going to be very busy, so others are going to have to step
up. The fuel depots at Reims have been hit. Alternatives will be set up on a
day-to-day basis. If you’re driving petrol, keep an eye on these changes.”

Grimes paused for a moment, eying
the group of worried young faces.  Grimes
himself was only in his late twenties, but he was the old man here. He had
their full attention, he just needed to focus their anxiety on the job at hand.

“Expect to see rotating sorties all
day every day. There will also be a lot of traffic passing through as we are
one of the few forward airfields that didn’t get bombed. Let’s keep it that
way. Any time you’ve got gear on the ground that might give us away, stow it or
throw a tarp over it.”

“We also need to tighten up
security. All military police meet with me after dismissal for a briefing,”
Grimes paused and took a deep breath. “Look lads, we’ve been dicing with Jerry
since the weather improved and we knew this was coming. France has their
Maginot Line and we’re behind it. What we can do is help them keep the air
threat from unhinging things, and we can do that by giving our boys up in the
sky the best Hurricanes we can. Do your duty. If you have any problems, see me
and I’ll clear the way for you. Off you go, dismissed.”

The large group around the Flight
Sergeant surged off in many directions at once. They’d been in France all
winter, and everyone knew what they were doing and proceeded to do it. Bill
hung back with the other security types. Sergeant Mills kept glancing out the
front of the hangar toward the guard hut with a worried look on his face.

“Base security, gentlemen. It has
been lax, we need to tighten it up,” Grimes began, looking down a list on a
clipboard. “We need details walking the fence line and checking for any gaps
and closing them. Sergeant Mills?”

“Flight!” Mills replied, snapping
to.

“Select your details and give me
names. I expect to see signed off inspections by sunset,” Grimes flipped a page
on his clipboard. “We have a pair of anti-aircraft guns coming. Should be here
tomorrow. We need to find bunks for their crews. We’re also getting other new
personnel in. A senior man will always be on duty with a novice until we’ve
established that they know what they’re doing. We don’t have time for breaking
them in with the usual nonsense so stow the hazing. If any of them are
incompetent come have a word with me. Expect to see them arrive in the next day
or two. We run a tight ship here, let’s tighten it up a bit more.”

The men around the flight sergeant
stiffed perceptibly. It wasn’t a proper parade on the drill square but the
reflex to snap to attention was still there.

“Communicate your needs clearly. If
you see anything that could be improved, tell your superior. Dismissed!”

Everyone leapt to it, dispersing
quickly. Bill was about to head back to the bike shed when Grimes caught his
eye and waved him over.

“Corporal Morris, I’ve been given
some specific instructions for you,” Grimes began, his moustache bristling.
“Your ground intelligence this morning caught the eye of the Major. He asked if
I could spare you to head back out and see what you can see, but that doesn’t
mean taking unnecessary risks. Collect what information you can and return with
it by sunset. Don’t be chatting with strangers, only known locals. Clear?”

“Clear, Flight Sergeant,” Bill
replied, his mind already racing with ideas about where he might go.

“Lock up the motorbikes,” Grimes
added. “If anyone needs access to them, they need permission from me.”

 

Bill found a lock and chain in the
hanger and ran it through the front wheels of the line of bikes before looping
it to the padlock. He left the Norton he’d been riding that morning out as it
had just been serviced and was working a treat. With the bikes locked, he
fueled up the free Norton and put a can of oil and the smallest can of petrol
he had in the saddlebags, and then cleaned up. His heavy coat was left behind
as the sun was beating down on a warm, May day. The Norton fired at first kick.
He stood on the pegs as he navigated the rutted field on the fuel heavy bike
back to the guard hut where Sergeant Mills was arranging fence duties.

“On yer bike, Corporal Morris!” he
called, swinging the gate up and waving Bill through.

Bill waved back and pulled down his
googles before powering off down the dirt track that led to the airfield.
Rouvres was up in the top right ‘corner’ of France. About 25 miles to the north
was the Luxembourg border, and to the west the Moselle River flowed north
across the border into Germany itself. If he was crafty and stayed on back
roads, he’d avoid the Maginot Line’s fortifications and the officious French
military that took great pleasure in stopping him there.

Pulling up to the main road that ran
north across the top of the airfield, Bill paused for a moment to adjust his
googles. With the Norton quietly idling he could hear an approaching drone he’d
missed while in motion. Over the treeline in front of him two Hurricanes
blasted overhead, no landing gear out and their engines howling; they weren’t
about to
land[1] ! A moment later Bill got his first
close up look at a Messerschmidt BF109 as the smaller, square winged killer
screamed overhead at full throttle. It got hair-raisingly louder as it opened
up its machine guns on the retreating Hurricanes, one of which was trailing
smoke.

Shell casings from the 109 rained
down along the dirt road behind where Bill was gawping. The Hurricanes broke in
opposite directions over the airfield where sporadic ground fire had erupted.
The Messerschmidt immediately went after the smoking Hurricane, sensing an
easier kill.

Bill watched the smoking Hurricane
climb as the Messerschmidt fell in behind it, both of them losing speed as they
shot into the sky. The other Hurricane had looped back hard and was falling in
behind the invader. This violent ballet had stopped Bill dead, but his orders
floated back up into his mind and he suddenly felt guilty for stopping.
Reluctantly, he kicked the Norton into gear and headed northeast towards
Audun-le-Tiche near the Luxembourg border. After having a look around there
he’d pass close enough to Gabriel and Thomas on the D59 that he might drop in
again, depending on who was on the French side. The real trick was going to be
avoiding French authorities on a bright blue bike with RAF stencils all over
it. Maybe some camouflage paint was in order.

The ride north was strangely quiet
with few vehicles on the road that weren’t military. As Bill approached the
border, he had to stop to record aerial activity on his notepad. By the time he
turned east toward the tiny village of Ottange on the road that led to
G&T’s border crossing, he had three pages of notes; the skies were busy.

 

The French side of the border
crossing, often unmanned, had three military vehicles parked at it, so Bill
pulled over under a large oak tree and shut down the Norton to ponder the
situation. From his vantage point up a slight hill and from under the shade of
the tree, Bill was all but invisible. Barriers were down which meant he’d have
to stop and talk to the French, who were unlikely to wave him through. A
hundred yards down the little country road, Gabriel and Thomas’s guard hut sat
in the sun in front of a corpse of pine trees. Their barrier was
uncharacteristically down too.

The border area had few farms and
was mostly unspoilt woodlands which kept two-tracked vehicles to the roads, but
not so much a motorbike. Bill pushed the Norton around and rolled back down the
incline away from the eyes of the French border station. He soon found what he
was looking for: a game path snaking into the woods to the west. He quietly
rolled onto the dirt path and then kicked the Norton over. Stepping up on the
pegs he motored quietly into the woods.

The path wasn’t anything he hadn’t
done before in hare scrambles back home in Norfolk, but doing it on the heavy,
underpowered Norton made it interesting. He stopped when the trail got rough
and removed his panniers to keep the bike as light as possible. He then
followed the path down into a valley where it crossed a stream. By this point
Bill guessed he was about parallel to the French border station, so he kept
following the trail as it followed the little stream through the woods.
Estimating he was past G&T’s hut, he looked for smaller branches of the
trail that might lead him back to the road. When nothing obvious presented
itself, he picked a thin section of trees and started weaving his way through
them, keeping the throttle as light as he could.

His front wheel poked clear, and he
realized he’d found the road again. Killing the engine, he let the Norton roll
back into the foliage and leaned it against a tree. Quietly dismounting, Bill
ducked under the leaves and saw that he was about a hundred feet into
Luxembourg from G&T’s guard hut. Did that mean he’d technically just
invaded the place? Ensuring the road was clear, he crept across the road into
the pines behind the boarder station and made his way forward.

Thomas was sitting in the hut, his
face framed by the window. Bill waited at the edge of the pines behind the
guard hut and waved whenever Thomas looked up, finally catching his eye, which
caused his mouth to fall open. He said something and Gabriel quickly walked out
of the hut to where Bill was standing in the pines.

“William! What are you doing?”
Gabriel cried. “I did not expect to see you again so soon!”

Bill made frantic quieting gestures
and ushered Gabriel over.

“Things are serious, Gabe,” Bill
said urgently. “I wanted to make sure you were alright, but I also thought
maybe we could share information.”

Gabriel gave Bill a sharp glance. He
was no fool and knew Bill hadn’t been visiting them just to be neighbourly.
Gabriel himself had been relaying intelligence Bill had shared back to his
superiors who had encouraged more interaction with the RAF corporal.

“I don’t know how much longer
Luxembourg will be Luxembourg,” Gabriel replied after a moment of thought. “The
German army crossed our eastern border this morning.”

Bill’s eyebrows shot up. This was
the first he’d heard of that, there was nothing on the big map back at the
tower that suggested ground invasion, though their reconnaissance flights had
been replaced by more violent sorties so they were operating blind. Bill made a
quick decision and pulled out his aircraft listings gleaned on the ride over
and handed it to Gabriel.

“Want to copy this?”

“Yes!” Gabriel replied when he
realized what he was looking at. “Have a sit on the bench and I’ll bring a pen
and paper. Let me see if Thomas can make some coffee.”

Bill moved over to the wooden bench
attached to the back of the hut and sat down. Gabriel returned a few moments
later with a pad of paper and a pencil and started transcribing the listings of
number and type of aircraft, altitude, and time.

“Any chance of stopping their
advance?” Bill asked, as Gabriel continued to transcribe the notes.

“We don’t have a standing army, and
the militias aren’t mechanized,” Gabriel said, head down writing.

Bill nodded, that lined up with his
understanding of Luxembourg’s readiness.

“What will you do?”

Gabriel stopped writing for a moment
and looked up, “hold our post and see what happens.”

“You and me both,” Bill replied,
stretching his legs out and smelling the pines.

Thomas came around and sat next to
him, handing him one of three mugs of coffee.

“We had Stuka fly over very low this
morning,” Thomas began. “It was taking photos, but it had bombs also.”

“A Messerschmitt chased two of our
Hurricanes right over our airfield!” Bill replied.

“Were they firing guns?

“The 109 was,” Bill said,
remembering the mechanical howl of its machine guns and dust on the road
erupting as hot shell casings rained down from the sky.

“I wonder where all those bullets
go,” Thomas’s philosophical side was never far from the surface.

“I was surprised by all the shell
casings,” Bill said. “They covered the road behind me like hail.”

Thomas’s eyes widened, “was it
loud?”

“Incredibly loud. The engines and
then the guns even more so.”

Gabriel had finished transcribing
the notes.

“What will you do now?” he asked,
taking the last cup from the bench where Thomas had left it.

“Toward Thionville and the Maginot
fortifications there and see what the French are up to, then it’s back to my
airfield to report. You?”

“We’ve been told to hold this post
until relieved, so here’s where we’ll be. How did you get here, around the
French?”

“There is an animal path that
follows the stream to the west in that wooded valley. I followed it.”

“Good to know,” Thomas laughed, “but
you did this all on foot?”

“No,” Bill smiled, “on the bike.”

“You are a good rider!” Thomas
replied enthusiastically, thumping Bill on the shoulder.

Bill stretched his growing legs and
sipped the mug of coffee; it was just what he needed to keep him going. A light
breeze ruffled the pines. With all the trees around this wasn’t a great
location for aircraft spotting, but that might be its saving grace. The chance
of it being singled out from the air was remote.

“Did they give you any directions
for if the Germans come through,” Bill asked Gabriel.

“Hold our post.”

“You must feel frustrated.”

Gabriel paused, staring into his
mug, “It is upsetting to know our borders aren’t being recognized, but we are a
small country surrounded by giants. When they start throwing boulders, the best
we can do is duck, but to answer your question, yes, I am frustrated.”

Thomas nodded in agreement, “We will
still be here when they leave again.”

Bill smiled at them both, “I like
your optimism! I’m far from home and worried that I’ll never see it again.
Being buried in foreign soil is a fear many of us share, but I don’t think
Hitler will stop until he runs the whole show, so I’ll fight here if needs be.”

Gabriel gave Bill a speculative
look, “I never thought about what being one of those giants asks of its people.
I can’t imagine a situation where Luxembourg would ask me to go and die in a
foreign land.”

The three fell into silence. Birds
sang and trees rustled in the warm spring breeze. The hum of insects in the air
was slowly replaced by that of an engine approaching. All three men stood up at
once. Bill handed Thomas his mug and tucked his notebook back into his pocket.

“The mug and the notes you just
transcribed…” Bill began.

“Yah,” Gabriel replied, his English
slipping as panic set in.

Bill double checked and saw nothing
else left behind, then ducked back into the thick pines. Moments later a
strange, squared off vehicle pulled up next to the hut and four men stepped
out. Three in German uniform, one in border guard attire similar to G &
T’s, though with more finery on it. As the engine was cut, other motors could
be heard, motorbike motors. A BMW sidecar rig (Bill had seen photographs)
pulled up with two stormtroopers on it.

The older man in the Luxembourgian
uniform stepped up to G & T, both of whom saluted sharply. He proceeded to
speak rapidly in German, gesturing back to the German officers now standing by
the car. The two soldiers on the bike had stepped off and were pacing around
the front of the hut toward the French station down the road. They looked like
wolves on the hunt.

Bill’s heart was thumping in his
chest and his first instinct was to be elsewhere, but he checked himself and
controlled his breathing, hunkering down under the pines. From near ground
level and on his stomach, he watched the exchange from the shadows. If they
found the man in RAF gear with an RAF bike in the woods only a hundred feet
away, it wouldn’t end well.

The Luxembourg official was
introducing Gabriel to the German officers in a round of handshakes. Thomas,
the younger of the two, was standing back, pale faced and nodding awkwardly
when asked anything.  One of the German
soldiers pushed the sidecar rig over to the side of the hut and parked it next
to the wall, this wasn’t looking like a short visit.

They were now touring the hut and
the blocked road. The German officers were looking down the road at the French
border station through binoculars. Three French guards stood outside looking
back up the road at them. One turned and got into his Citroën, spun up the
wheels and turned quickly before disappearing down the road. The invaders
didn’t seem to care, that or they’d come here on purpose to be seen.

The officers gave the hut a cursory
glance but were much more interested in what lie to the south. Orders were
being given and salutes went around. Gabriel was walking the officers and
Luxembourg official back to the car while Thomas was shaking hands with the
German soldiers, who were pulling gear off the bike. Bill knew he’d be asking
them about the BMW’s top speed.

The officers stepped back into the
little square car painted camouflage green. A final round of salutes and they
disappeared back up the road into Luxembourg. As they left, Gabriel glanced
anxiously at the pine trees, and then turned and walked over to where Thomas
was pestering the Germans about their rig.

Bill got the hint. With the soldiers
just arrived and Thomas all over them, they’d be distracted, so he edged his
way back into the pines to where he’d initially crossed the road. With the
afternoon sun throwing longer shadows, he nipped across and disappeared into
the woods where the Norton lay in wait. His last view was of Thomas and Gabriel
chatting with the two machine-gun totting soldiers.

The Norton was leaning against a
tree where he’d left it. Seeing the blue white and red RAF roundel provided
strange relief after all of the red and black swastikas. Bill threw a leg over
set it into neutral, rolling quietly back down the hill. In a small clearing he
made a tight turn and got facing the right way, and then rolled the rest of the
way back to the stream in near silence. Now hundreds of yards away through
thick trees, he estimated it safe enough and tickled the carbs before kicking
over the bike, which settled into a steady throb. In gear, he eased his way
through the woods, keeping the revs as low as he could.

 

It had been about twenty minutes
since the Germans left and that French border guard had driven away in a panic.
Considering how far he had to go to report, and then how long they’d take
bringing military up there, Bill figured he had maybe an hour to get back down
the single road to the border and disappear into the French countryside. A
Royal Air Force airman riding away from a border where first ground contact
with the enemy had just happened would cause complications, so best be quick.

Bill followed his own tracks back up
from the stream and, after pausing to pick up his panniers, poked a wheel out
onto the road before leaning forward and looking each way. The French border
station was just over the hill to the north, all was quiet otherwise. Letting
out the clutch he eased the Norton south onto the road and back towards
Ottange, where he slipped through town like a shadow. There were so few people
about that he suspected the French authorities had ordered people to lay low.

Volmerange-les-Mines
was another French ghost town. His initial plan was to head up toward the
German border at Schengen, but things seemed to be moving a bit too quickly for
that overly optimistic plan. In Sœtrich he instead headed south, toward Thionville
where the French had a major fortification on the Maginot Line. As he
approached the small city he kept to the east and out of the properly
industrialized areas where there was still traffic.

Bill was thinking about how he might
do this reconnaissance lark without drawing so much attention. There was a time
to wave the flag, but it generally wasn’t when you were trying to quietly
gather intelligence. There were cans of paint in the hangar that he could apply
to this Norton. He’d see if the Flight Sergeant was willing to let him do it
when he returned.

On a hill just east of Thionville,
Bill leaned the bike up against a tree on the side of the road and got off to
stretch. He then pulled out his notepad and made notes on as many details as he
could remember. The fear enhanced images of Nazis standing around the border
post were startlingly clear in his mind’s eye, so many details, including the
markings on the military car were all committed to paper. He drew the car and
sidecar combination and any uniform insignia he could remember too.

To the east Thionville lay in its
river valley. The Mosselle River glinted in the late afternoon sun; French
military forces were surging around the fort. He’d seen a line of vehicles
heading northwest towards Sœtrich, likely on their way to the occupied border
crossing. He made a note of that too.

A cup of lukewarm tea from the
thermos and a top up of the Norton from the fuel can and he was ready for the
twenty-odd-mile ride back to Rouvres. The late afternoon sun cast his own
shadow out before him as he made quick time down the empty roads. It would have
been a lovely ride had his mind not been buzzing with anxiety so much.

 

Someone had swept up all the bullet
casings on the road into the base. Bill pulled up to an unfamiliar face at the
guard hut.

“Corporal Morris returning from
ground reconnaissance,” he said, eyeing the nervous young man holding his
clipboard upside down.

“Yeh-um, yes, Corporal,” the young
airman stammered, turning the clipboard around when he couldn’t make sense of
it. “You’re checked back in.”

“Thanks, Jenkins is it? Anything
else?” Bill had turned nineteen over the winter in France and was now a
weathered veteran. Jenkins looked a very inexperienced eighteen.  Most of the squadron were in their late teens
or early twenties.

“Oh! Yes, Corporal! Sergeant Mills
said that Flight Sergeant Grimes wants to see you when you get in.”

“I’ll head right over. Don’t
hesitate if you’ve got a question,” Bill grinned through his mud and road
spattered face.

“Um, that’s a Norton 16H?”

“It is.”

“I used to own one.”

“Are you handy with them? Riding and
mechanics?”

“Yes, Corporal.”

“When you’re off duty drop by the
Bike Shed, it’s behind the fuel depot beyond the hangar.”

“Yes, Corporal!”

Bill kicked the Norton into gear and
rolled around the edge of the airfield. Most of the Hurricanes were parked up
near the tree line where they’d be harder to spot from the air. Only two thirds
of the squadron was in the lineup though.

He
left the Norton leaning against the Citroën TUB and walked briskly over to the
tower. Everyone was in the mess except the Flight Sergeant, who ate at his desk
which is where Bill found him.

“Have a seat Morris, you must be
exhausted,” Grimes noted the sun and wind burn on Bill’s face. “Give me a quick
summary and I’ll pass it on tonight.”

Bill sat down causing the dust from
his clothes and hair to form a cloud around him. Grimes poured a second cup of
tea and pushed it across to him.

“Nazis are already at the Luxembourg
border,” Bill began as he accepted the tea. “I stopped at the post where I know
the guards and had to nip into the trees when a German staff car and motorbike
turned up.”

Grimes’ eyebrows shot up. He picked
up a pencil and started making notes.

“From the trees I watched a senior
Luxembourg official introduce three German soldiers. Two younger, lower ranked
officers and a senior officer who had more jewellery on. They walked up to the
border gate and had a good look at the French position down the road. They left
the two soldiers there with the Luxembourg guards I’ve been chatting with.
Neither of them told the Germans I was in the trees. When the officers left, I
got out of there.”

“So much for avoiding dangerous
situations,” Grimes glanced up at Bill. “Anything else?”

“Gabe, the senior man on duty there,
told me that the Germans had already moved into Luxembourg from the east and
that they had no way of stopping them. He was resigned to letting them in,
though no one looked happy about it.”

Grimes made more notes, nodding as
Bill talked.

“This is a list of air formations I
saw with type of aircraft, times, location and direction,” Bill continued,
passing his notepad over to Grimes who started transcribing it. “The French are
aware of the border situation at Ottange. One of them left in a staff car when
the Germans put on their display. Maybe it was an intentional, to draw them out
of their Maginot fortifications. When I later passed by the big fort in
Thionville, I saw half a dozen military vehicles, four armoured cars and two
motorbikes heading in the direction of the border. Thionville itself is very
busy with military traffic. Dozens of lorries and tracked vehicles are in
motion. That was about two hours ago.”

Grimes nodded as he finished taking
notes. The office was getting darker as the sun set so he turned on his desk
lamp. “Good work, Corporal. I’ll run this up the ladder and see what they want
to do. Anything else?”

“Flight, riding around isn’t a
problem, but advertising that I’m RAF isn’t ideal. Might it be possible for me
to paint one of the bikes? And perhaps use civilian clothing if I’m out and
about again?”

Grimes gave Bill a shrewd glance,
“you’ve attracted interested parties with your work. People higher up in
intelligence gathering. I suspect they’ll send someone down if what you’ve got
here is useful to them. That officer would be the one to decide if you can
modify military issued gear. In the meantime, grab something hot from the mess
and clean up. Again, good work, Corporal.”

 

Unsurprisingly after the day he’d
just had, Bill fell immediately asleep after cleaning up and feeding himself.
The room he shared with the other junior NCOs was smaller than the barracks
room for the airmen, but it still contained a dozen bunks, and everyone in them
had survived a harrowing day.

A touch on the shoulder brought Bill
up from a dream he had quite a lot from a moment on the Scottish Six Day Trial
where he was stuck in a bog, but instead of being angry or frustrated, he just
stood there taking in the highlands.

“Corporal,” the night duty NCO
whispered, trying not wake the others. “You’re needed in the tower.”

Ground fog wreathed the aerodrome as
Bill walked through the cold night air. Only the red nightlight was on,
otherwise all was dark. A civilian MGA was parked under the lone light. The
dream kept tugging at Bill making the scene feel even more surreal.

The tower’s main office was dark but
for the lamp on a Grimes’ desk. The Flight Sergeant waved Bill over and
gestured to the empty seat. Another figure had its back to him. Bill took the
seat and glanced over at the stranger and was surprised to see a middle-aged
woman with greying hair tied back in a bun, she was looking at him closely.

“Corporal Morris, this is Miss
Downey of the, um, Home Office,” Grimes said, gesturing to the woman. “She’d
like to have a word with you.”

Bill stared at them both blankly.
What the hell was going on?

“Corporal,” Downey had a posh
accent. “I’ve been reviewing your intelligence gathering. I think this is
something we could develop. I’ve been given permission to support your work
more directly.”

She pulled an envelope from her
handbag and passed it to Bill who took it wordlessly.

“Not very chatty, is he?” she said
to Grimes, who just leaned back in his chair watching.

Bill opened the sealed envelope. A
typed letter and a card with his name on it were inside. The letter was on RAF
letterhead and was signed by both Seventy-Three Squadron’s Flight Lieutenant
and the Major. It ordered Bill to report directly to Miss Downey while keeping
Bill attached to the squadron. The card was his designation kept on file with
the squadron. Where it had said, ‘Military Policing and Logistics’ before, it
now said, ‘special operations’.

“What does special operations mean,
ma’am?” Bill finally asked.

“He speaks!” Downey smiled for the
first time. “It means you’ll be tasked with specific intelligence requests, and
you’ll do your best, with your unique talents, to get the intelligence we need
to win this war.”

Grimes leaned in, “I know you’ve
been busy today, but do you have some sense of what’s been happening?”

“There are a lot more German planes
than ours in the sky,” Bill replied. “And from what I can see in the hangar,
we’ve lost a third of our fighting capacity.”

“We’re doing better than most,”
Grimes replied. “If we’re going to keep France French we need to come at this
problem from many sides. That’s Miss Downey’s specialty.”

“Yes, Flight. Hard to believe I’m
your best choice though,” Bill said sheepishly.

“You’re the closest any of our
people have been to German ground troops, Corporal,” Downey said. “Everyone is
doing their best, no doubt, but you seem to find ways to make things happen
that shouldn’t. That’s worth cultivating.”

“Thank-you, Ma’am.” Bill still felt
like he might be in a dream but decided to go with it.

“Flight Sergeant Grimes will be my
liaison with you here in at the squadron. You’ll be getting orders to pull back
to Reims in the morning. You’re too isolated out here and we need your
Hurricanes in support of bombing missions,” Downey began. Grimes’ eyebrows
raised at this; it was news to him. “While the squadron is mobilizing, I’d like
you to sort out your machinery. That civilian van you commandeered is a
credible and subtle transport choice. The next step is to get you out uniform
and off an RAF liveried motorbike. Do you know who Louis Jeannin is?”

Bill thought for a moment, “the
French motorbike racer?”

“The very same. He lives near
Thionville and does not like Hitler’s politics. He’s also well connected in
French industry. We reached out to him yesterday; he’ll be looking for you at
noon today. 18 Rue de la République in Knutange, southwest of Thionville. Do
you know it?”

“I’ve ridden through there.”

“Of course you have. I think this is
going to work out well, Flight Sergeant,” Downey smiled, collecting her gloves
and bag, and picking up a leather aviator helmet with goggles Bill hadn’t seen
previously from the desk. “Regular reports gentlemen, with prompt resolution of
mission objectives and all will be well.”

Bill hadn’t realized how tall she
was until she stood up. Both men quickly stood with her. Bill saluted, not
entirely sure why but feeling like it was the right move, Grimes did also. With
that Downey turned on her heel and walked out into the foggy night. A moment
later the MG started up and the sound of the motor receded into the fog.

Grimes looked at Bill with a
resigned expression and gestured for him to sit again.

“I can’t imagine what you’re
thinking,” Grimes began. “That was the strangest meeting I’ve had in twenty
years in the service.”

“Flight, why is this happening?”
Bill asked.

“Your reports were getting regular
uptake and our new Flight Lieutenant didn’t sit on them like the previous CO.
People in London were using your reports as actionable intelligence. At some
point your reports must have been corroborated by other intelligence types and
you were marked a dependable source. That’s when I started getting phone calls
asking about you.”

The look of astonishment on Bill’s
face made the Flight Sergeant smile.

“What does this mean? I mean in
terms of tomorrow, what should I be doing?”

“You’ve got latitude to move now.
You don’t have to wait for RAF orders, and you’ll be operating directly with
BEF intelligence, though still out of 73. You’d asked about painting the bike
and moving about in civilian clothes. You just got that kind of agency. I want
to go back to sleep, so if there is nothing else…”


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Hands On Learning: Haliburton School of Art & Design’s Blacksmithing Summer Program

 

 I’ve been wanting to refamiliarize myself with metal work for some time.  I don’t like farming out work that I’m capable of doing myself and there was a point early in my working life when I was welding weekly as part of my millwright apprenticeship, but I haven’t joined metal in over three decades. It’s amazing how the time flies when quantum cyber research gets in the way.

Finding opportunities to develop these DIY technical skills in Canada where people don’t like to DIY is a challenge. The only welding courses I could find were full-bore certificate courses for professionals, but then my wife found the Haliburton School of Art & Design. HSAD takes place in Haliburton, which you’ll have heard about on TMD before because it’s one of my favourite places to go for a ride in Ontario. It’s also only about three hours from home.

HSAD offers piles of course options ranging from visual arts to technical crafts. If you’re reading this you’ll probably be interested in the blacksmithing course, not necessarily for the smithing but because it offers you access to expert metal workers in a fully tooled shop that will make you hands-on familiar with not only the hot forging of metal but also various other related technologies such as welding, grinding, polishing and plasma cutting. The three of us went up for the week with me doing the smithing, my son glass blowing and my wife water colour painting.

We were asked to bring a project, but what you really need to do for this is to start amassing ideas so when you’re in the forge you’ve got a list to go after, that way you’re not wasting time in front of a hot forge wondering what to do next. I showed up with my copy of the Rudge Book of the Road and an idea to build a metal sculpture of the line art in the front of the book.

My blacksmithing experience consists of an afternoon, so I thought this would take me the week, but by the end of day one I’d already worked out the rider in hot steel and started worrying that I’d run out of project.

I figured getting handy with welding would take a some time, but I forgot to take into account technological progression. Back in the day (in the late 1980s) when I was learning how to weld it was all stick (and no MIG carrot). It took about 15 minutes for Amie to talk me through the MIG process and ten minutes later I was tacking pieces together to get my layout right. No sparking a rod to see where you are either with modern instantly darkening welding helmets. Early efforts at joining pieces were messy but by Thursday I was knocking together pieces at will with clean welds. It’s now just a  matter of practice to get back to a point where my joins are a point of pride.
Monday was a real hot-box with temps in the mid-thirties. In the forge it was well into the forties and I was drenched when I left. I should have shown up with better heat management methods and was very dehydrated when I left. I recovered as best I could overnight. The next morning I was still not feeling well but got myself in, got a handle on welding and put the rest of the design together.

I woke up Wednesday properly sick with the mother of all summer colds, but the only thing I needed to do to finish was the rider’s scarf. With a bit more hot forming of steel and welding I had my 1920s art deco styled Rudge metalwork sculpture done.

On a side note – the propane forges aren’t very big and don’t work for long, complicated pieces, but the shop had dual coal forges with four working sides in the back room that let you heat longer pieces. The only trick with the coal forge is that it can get so hot it’ll burn the steel (which looks like sparklers when it goes). The propane forges are set to not get that hot, but the coal forge can, so in addition to feeding the beast you also have to be careful it doesn’t burn your steel. I ended up leaving the scarf in too long and it burned through at the back, but that wasn’t necessarily a bad thing as I wasn’t able to create the creases I was looking for in the ends. After burning it in half I was able to make the creases and weld the two sides back together, making it better than it would have been otherwise.

  

Old school, but it does offer some advantages along with some challenges…

I then got a primer on how the grinding room worked. The temperatures were dropping from Monday but when you’re wearing face protection, a leather apron, long trousers, steel toe boots, leather gloves and a respirator, it’s hot anyway. Even with all that and feeling right rotten I enjoyed getting a feel for grinding and cleaning up finished pieces. I get the sense that grinding is another one of those hands-on skills that can go surprisingly deep.

The end result was hung outside and I got given a spray on chemical that would prevent it from rusting while showing off the ground metal finish.

The finished piece looked so nice I got a clean image of it and then updated the logo on the motoblog with it…

 
That’d be your metal work being put through a digital forge!

Amie Botelho was our instructor and she is all about hands-on learning. Most mornings we did a 15-20 minute demo of tools and techniques that you could immediately find a use for. Any time you needed other equipment you’d do one on one safety and how-to training and be let at it. On the forge (and everywhere else in the shop)  Amie is incredibly efficient and that teaches you all sorts of lessons if you watch closely.

It isn’t about how hard you hit, it’s about how efficiently you get get hot steel out of the forge and under the hammer. It’s also about turning your project over and looking at it closely as you work it. Smithing isn’t about brute force, it’s about attention and precision, but watching a master smith do it is infinitely better than reading about it in a book or hearing someone drone on about it in in a lecture.

Every demo was immediately followed by the suggestion to ‘just do it’, complete with lots of support in a class of 16 from Amie and shop-tech John. But the best part is that most of the ‘students’ are actually experienced smiths themselves. The ones around me had all done the four month certificate program at Fleming, so you’re surrounded with experienced metal workers who are very free with support and advice (if you want it – you’re left to your own devices if that’s your jam).

If you’re looking to hone your metalworking skills, or want to jumpstart them from scratch, this is a great place to start. Just make sure you show up with lots of ideas if you don’t want to be cranking out spoons and bottle openers all week (unless that’s your jam) – they’re totally open to whatever you want to tackle. We had students working on everything from building a barrel forge of their own involving big industrial pieces, to yard art metal work using the small stuff.  Those experienced smiths in many cases were churning out all the smithing they needed for the year. One told me he’d make the $700 fee for attending for the week every day in what he was producing, making it well worth the cost.

Why come at it like this? Canada being Canada makes it very difficult for you to do things like forging or doing metal work on your own property without hanging you out to dry with insurance and infinite municipal, provincial and federal paperwork. Coming at it this way gives you access to a full service metal shop with all the tech and consumables, and with the safety and insurance challenges all taken care of. The bonus is you also get to hang with an interesting group of like-minded DIYers for the week, which is worth the price of admission alone.


The bandsaws looked like they were older than I am, and I’m feeling old this week!





Once I had the Rudge line art metalwork done I had a go at plasma cutting. I was originally thinking of making a variation on the Isle of Man TT trophy, but symmetrical wings are well out of my wheelhouse without more practice, so I turned it into an absurd door stop with a vaguely Honda theme.

 

Not bad for my first go with a plasma cutter!

Spoons are properly hard work. I found the edge of my forging techniques there quickly!


True that.


The forge at work.


He was early for lunch… this takes place in Haliburton, there are (lots of) deer.


Yep, I did a bottle opener too.


The propane forge at work.

Highly recommended: https://flemingcollege.ca/school/haliburton-school-of-art-and-design

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Haliburton School of Art & Design: Blacksmithing

 I’ve been wanting to refamiliarize myself with metal work for some time.  I don’t like farming out work that I’m capable of doing myself and there was a point early in my working life when I was welding weekly as part of my millwright apprenticeship, but I haven’t joined metal in over three decades. It’s amazing how the time flies when quantum cyber research gets in the way.

Finding opportunities to develop these DIY technical skills in Canada where people don’t like to DIY is a challenge. The only welding courses I could find were \full-bore certificate courses for professionals, but then my wife found the Haliburton School of Art & Design. HSAD takes place in Haliburton, which you’ll have heard about on TMD before because it’s one of my favourite places to go for a ride in Ontario. It’s also only about three hours from home.

HSAD offers piles of course options ranging from visual arts to technical crafts. If you’re reading this you’ll probably be interested in the blacksmithing course, not necessarily for the smithing but because it offers you access to expert metal workers in a fully tooled shop that will make you hands-on familiar with not only the hot forging metal but also various other related technologies such as welding, grinding, polishing and plasma cutting. The three of us went up for the week with me doing the smithing, my son glass blowing and my wife water colour painting.

We were asked to bring a project, but what you really need to do for this is to start amassing ideas so when you’re in the forge you’ve got a list to go after, that way you’re not wasting time wondering what to do next. I showed up with my copy of the Rudge Book of the Road and an idea to build a metal sculpture of the line art in the front of the book.

My blacksmithing experience consists of an afternoon of forging, so I thought this would take me the week, but by the end of day one I’d already worked out the rider in the forge and started worrying that I’d run out of project.

I figured getting handy with welding would take a some time, but I forgot to take into account technological progression. Back in the day (in the late 1980s) when I was learning how to weld it was all stick (and no MIG carrot). It took about 15 minutes for Amie to talk me through the MIG process and ten minutes later I was tacking pieces together to get my layout right. Early efforts at joining pieces were messy but by Thursday I was knocking together pieces at will with pretty clean welds. It’s now just a  matter of practice to get back to a point where my welds are a point of pride.
Monday was a real hot-box with temps in the mid-thirties. In the forge it was well into the forties and I was drenched when I left. I should have shown up with better heat management methods and was very dehydrated when I left. I recovered as best I could in the hotel room. The next morning I was still not feeling well but got myself in, got a handle on welding, and put the rest of the design together.

I woke up Wednesday properly sick with the mother of all summer colds, but the only thing I needed to do to finish was the rider’s scarf. With a bit more hot forming of steel and welding I had my 1920s art deco styled Rudge metalwork.

On a side note – the propane forges aren’t very big and don’t work for long, complicated pieces, but the shop had a dual coal forge with four working sides in the back room that let you heat longer pieces. The only trick with the coal forge is that it can get so hot it’ll burn the steel (which looks like sparklers when it goes). The propane forges are set to not get that hot, but the coal forge can, so it in addition to feeding the beast you also have to be careful it doesn’t burn your steel. I ended up leaving the scarf in too long and it burned through at the back, but that wasn’t necessarily a bad thing as I wasn’t able to create the creases I was looking for in the ends. After burning it in half I was able to make the creases and weld the bits, making it better than it would have been.

  

Old school, but it does offer some advantages with the challenges…

I then got a primer on how the grinding room worked. The temperatures were dropping from Monday but when you’re wearing face protection, a leather apron, long trousers, steel toe boots, leather gloves and a respirator, it’s hot anyway. Even with all that and feeling right rotten I enjoyed getting a feel for the grinding and cleaning up finished pieces. I get the sense that grinding is another one of those hands-on skills that can get surprisingly deep.

The end result was hung outside and I got given a spray on chemical that would prevent it from rusting while showing off the ground metal finish.

The finished piece looked so nice I got a clean image of it and then updated the logo on the site with it, and began the process of moving away from TMD logos focused on what I’m riding at the moment.

Amie Botelho was our instructor and she is all about hands-on learning. Most mornings we
did a 15-20 minute demo of tools and techniques that you could immediately find a use for. Any time you needed other equipment you’d do one on one safety and how-to training and be let at it. On the forge (and everywhere else in the shop)  Amie is incredibly efficient and that teaches you all sorts of lessons if you watch closely.

It isn’t about how hard you hit, it’s about how efficiently you get get hot steel out of the forge and under the hammer. It’s also about turning your project over and looking at it closely as you work it. Smithing isn’t about brute force, it’s about attention and precision, but watching a master smith do it is infinitely better than reading about it in a book or hearing someone drone on about it in in a lecture.

Every demo was immediately followed by the suggestion to ‘just do it’, complete with lots of support in a class of 16 from Amie and shop-tech John. But the best part is that most of the ‘students’ are actually experienced smiths themselves. The ones around me had all done the four month certificate program at Fleming, so you’re also surrounded with experienced metal workers who are very free with support and advice (if you want it – you’re left to your own devices if that’s your jam).

If you’re looking to hone your metalworking skills, or want to jumpstart them from scratch, this is a great place to start. Just make sure you show up with lots of ideas if you don’t want to be cranking out spoons and bottle openers all week (unless that’s your jam) – they’re totally open to whatever you want to tackle. We had students working on everything from building a barrel forge of their own involving big industrial pieces, to yard art metal work using the small stuff.  Those experienced smiths in many cases were churning out all the smithing they needed for the year. One told me he’d make the $700 fee for attending for the week every day in what he was producing, making it well worth the cost.

Why come at it like this? Canada being Canada makes it impossible for you to do things like forging or doing metal work on your own property without hanging you out to dry with insurance and infinite municipal, provincial and federal rules. Coming at it this way gives you access to a full service metal shop with all the tech and consumables, and with the safety and insurance challenges all take care of. The bonus is you also get to hang with an interesting group of like-minded DIYers for the week, which is worth the price of admission alone.


The bandsaws looked like they were older than I am, and I’m feeling old this week!





Once I had the Rudge line art metalwork done I had a go at plasma cutting. I was originally thinking of making a variation on the Isle of Man TT trophy, but symmetrical wings are well out of my wheelhouse without more practice, so I turned it into an absurd door stop with a vaguely Honda theme.

 

Not bad for my first go with a plasma cutter!

Spoons are properly hard work. I found the edge of my forging techniques there quickly!


True that.


The forge at work.


He was early for lunch… this takes place in Haliburton, there are (lots of) deer.


Yep, I did a bottle opener too.


The propane forge at work.

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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: Patience with C14 Forks

 When I was younger I tended to struggle against time, but as I get older I’m finding that if I slow down and let go of that youthful mania I can see things that get missed and this makes me a better mechanic. Taking on the leaky forks on my 2010 Kawasaki Concours 14/1400GTR also seemed like something too complicated to get into in the garage after the much simpler right-way-up forks on the Tiger (which I get in and out of easily).

Like everything else on the Concours, the front forks are complicated. These would be the first USD (upside down) forks I’ve done after many right way up forks on dirt bikes and the Tiger, so I went looking for how-tos and was met with a wall of incompetence, both in video making and mechanical ineptitude. So bad were some of them that it made the job seem impossible, but it really isn’t.

I finally found Coulda Shoulad Woulda’s C14 Fork Seal video and it was just the thing. Yes, I’m starting you 25 seconds in because that’s one hell of an intro:


Nicely edited and concise (other than that intro), oh that all youtubers took heed. After watching I believed it possible, so out to the garage I went… and was promptly beaten by the bolts on top of the forks which would not move despite a trip to Canadian Tire to buy the long 24mm socket needed to get on them properly. That socket promptly started rounding them. I suspect whoever was in there last didn’t believe in torque wrenches.



Everything I needed for the job was $200 taxes
in on Amazon. The tools seem well made and
worked. The fork seal driver also came in
handy when clamping the fork on the bench.

I applied heat and kept at it, but they would not move, so after lots of sweating and swearing I
stepped away and emailed the local Kawasaki dealer, who I tend to stay away from because whenever I contacted them they give the impression that I’ve interrupted and annoyed them. A terse reply the next morning that was not forthcoming with the details I needed showed that their service department remains firmly of the mindset that they are doing me a favour whenever I pay them exorbitant fees for service. I finally got out of them that it’s $375 to service forks out of the bike and they would only use Kawasaki parts so the seals I’d bought for the job I’d have to buy over again at their markup. A conservative estimate for the job would be $500 in service, parts and taxes, but probably more.


That took me back to the garage where, to my astonishment, the tops came off easily after a few sharp taps with a big socket and some more heat applied. If at first you don’t succeed, step away and perhaps after cooling down you’ve already won. As Classic Bike says, ‘heat and patience.’

With the tops loose I was off to the races. I applied some
intentionality to my process and decided to do a fork each day after work rather than trying to do them all at once. This paid dividends because the first fork was a learning process, and when I left it for the night I thought it over and the second one went twice as quickly with fewer problems. Taking your time and moving intentionally is an underappreciated skill in our manic, modern world.


The process of dismantling the forks is fairly straightforward, but requires some jiggery pokery around compressing the spring to get to the internals. Here are the order of operations assuming you’ve already removed the front fender and wheel:
  • Loosen the fork tops while they’re on the bike! This isn’t easy as the handlebars are in the way. I removed them for access. I also found the metal quite soft. I went out and got a long 24mm socket but it made a mess of them. A well placed vice grip while clamped on the bench did the job better.
  • Remove the fairing plastic cover over the front wheel
  • Undo the plastic cover at the top of the fork tree (three 10mm bolts) and remove the horn as well which is attached to it
  • Loosen the lower fork clamps
  • Loosen the upper fork clamps
  • Slide out the forks (this was also a pain in the ass – I ended up using a long screwdriver to gently open the clamps a bit to let the forks drop
That gets you to the point where you can start working on the forks themselves.
  • Undo the loosened fork tops (if you’re luckier than me and the cock womble who was in there last didn’t tighten them to death)
  • Install your fork compression tools. There are holes in the plastic spacer at the top for you to put a rod in and use the axle mount at the bottom for the other rod
It looks complicated but this is just the fork compressor clamp and a bottom rod provided in the Amazon kit being compressed with rachet straps. 



  •  With the spring compressed you will see the nut at the bottom that holds on that top piece
  • Pull up on the top piece and you should have just enough space to slip the spring holder piece (also in the Amazon kit) in place. This allows you to loosen the bottom nut and spin off the top

  • With that off you can release the rachet straps and remove the spring
  • Remove the tube from the centre of the unit. It’s fragile so put it somewhere safe and then don’t forget to reinstall it (don’t ask)
  • Empty the oil into a container that lets you see how much is in there. Be sure to work the internals to get everything out
The side with the leak (on the right) had less in it, but both were low. There is supposed to be 550ml of oil in each fork. The dark green stuff on the left looked to be completely different to the brown stuff on the left. I’d guess whoever tried to get into these last couldn’t get into one of them and just serviced the one they could – which is nuts!
  • Separate the outer fork from the inners
  • This lets you pop off the outer seal
  • The inner is held in by a retaining ring that’s easy to pop out
  • Ease the fork seal out of the tube (I applied some heat as the old ones were rock hard – this softened them up a bit and made removal easier


  • With everything cleaned up, slide the outer seal on the inner fork making sure it’s the right way around
  • Install the inner seal in the large (upper because these are USD) fork tube. Doing this while it’s separated is much easier than trying to hammer it in when they’re attached. I had no trouble getting the inner fork tube on once it was installed (the holes in the inner shaft are chamfered so sliding them on is straightforward
  • Don’t forget to install the retaining ring after you’ve got the inner seal in (letter side down because these are USD – the ‘open’ side should be facing the oil).
  • Install the inner fork in the outer with new seals
  • Put the spring back
  • Put the plastic bit on top and rebuild your spring compressor (don’t forget the metal cap)
  • loosen the nut on the threaded inner rod and use a matching bolt to give you something to pull it up with when you’ve got it back together
  • Compress it all down again with the ratchet straps
  • Pull the top using that bolt you put on and slip the metal piece to hold it in place
  • Remove the bolt you used to make it reachable and tighten the nut on the inner threaded piece that’s held by the tool you slid in to hold it compressed
  • Insert that inner rod you put aside earlier (no, really, remember to do that)
  • Screw on the fork top piece and tighten to the lower nut to it
  • Double check that you’ve put all the bits back (inner rod, metal cap on top of the plastic top piece)
  • Press down on the compressor that’s in the holes in the plastic and slip the retaining metal tool out
  • Release the rachet straps
  • Put 550ml of fork oil in each. I used 15 weight Maxima
  • Work the fork to get any bubbles out (I also let them sit overnight to let things settle)
  • Spin the outer fork onto the now attached fork top threaded piece
  • Reinstall the forks. The lower bolts said 30 Nm but they still gave me headaches when one sheered in the tube. I stepped away and sorted it out the next day when I wasn’t annoyed.
This seems like a handful but if you work your way through it one step at a time it all makes sense. The first fork took me a couple of hours to take my time going through. The second one took less than an hour. Once you’ve done this once you’ll feel able to do it again. Give Coulda Shoulda Woulda’s video a watch and you’ll have what you need to get it done… and be patient!

Yep, that’s a broken lower fork clamp bolt sheered off inside the housing. I ended up getting it out by getting needle nose pliers on the end sticking out and spinning it out that way. This job fought me at every step, but it’s all back together with matching (clean) oil in both forks and everything one tightened (to spec) not too tight. One tight, not too tight…



When things went wrong (and the did… often) on this job, I got myself to a reasonable stopping point and stepped away for the day. When I came back the seemingly insurmountable problems (stuck fork tops, broken bolt in the lower clamp) all seemed to have answers.


The old seals were rock hard. I’m curious to see how nice the forks feel with the new ones.






Vice grips did a better job on top fork removal than the specially purchased long 24mm socket did. Applying heat was easy in the vice and the seal driver tool was handy for clamping the fork off the bike.


Removing the handlebars didn’t help with loosening the tops of the forks. Hat and vice grips on the bench finally did the trick. I’m going to try the handlebards without the bar risers for a while and see if it feels ok.

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Eleven Years, Over a Million Page Views

I started writing this when I got my motorcycle license in my early forties. The first post was in March of 2013 when I decided to get my learner’s permit. From there I’ve tried to (as honestly as I can) describe my motorcycling experience. In that time I’ve gone through a bewildering array of bikes as I’ve figured out how I was going to enjoy this hobby. I noticed that the blog has just passed a million views (and messed up the odometer styled page counter), so thought it time for a review. Where have I wandered in the past 11 years of motorcycling? It all began with my Mum’s passing and an opportunity to ride without panicking those around me.


The First ’07 Ninja 650 seemed like a logical starting bike. From there I got my first fixer-upper in the form of a ’94 Kawasaki C10 Concours. Getting that out of a hedge, sorting it out and putting lots of miles on it felt like a big win, but I was still learning and when the carbs went on me, I lost the plot with it. That’s one of those ‘Costanza moments’ when I wish I could have a do-over – I’ve got the tools and knowhow now to sort them out!

The KLE dual sport was too small for me (couldn’t get me to 100kms/hr which is dangerous on our increasingly crowded and impatient local roads), so it came and went. I also dabbled with an old Yamaha XS1100, but never got it road worthy so it doesn’t make the list. Then there was the PW80 I got for Max which he wanted nothing to with, so it came and went. Neither of them cost me anything (I broke even on both) so, whatever.

With the Concours acting up and a dead Midnight Special in the garage, I was prompted into the ’03 Triumph Tiger, which has been my longest serving machine (currently at 8 years and over 40,000kms travelled). The Tiger filled the gap for a long time and let me drop both the Yamaha and the Kawasaki. While the Tiger performed regular riding duty I came across a Honda Fireblade that had been sidelined for several years, got it for a song, fixed it up, rode it for a season and then sold it on for a small profit, which felt like a win.

During the early days of COVID the Tiger started acting up and I came across a 2010 Kawasaki GTR1400/Concours 14 for sale with low miles that had also been sidelined in a shed. I sorted out this complex bike and once again felt like my mechanicking skills had levelled up. With some extra contract work I’d done and the money from the Fireblade this step up to something more expensive didn’t eat into savings.

The C14 and Tiger are both still currently in the garage. In 2021, as COVID lingered, I came across an opportunity to try a vintage restoration. I had a choice of several bikes and took one that was the furthest gone, which in retrospect was a mistake (don’t get cocky, right?). I cleaned up this ratty old chopped 1971 Bonneville and got to the point where it sat in the corner of the garage because I’m too stingy to throw money at it. Lesson learned: if you want to go vintage, be prepared to pay through the nose for it and wait a lot for parts availability.

I let the Bonneville go this spring for what I paid for it (minus the new parts). It was a loss but it gave me something to do while the world stopped and I learned a lot. It was fun doing an archeological inspection of a machine that was almost as old as I am.


What’s next? I’ve never owned a new bike before. Following my shear perversity in terms of motorcycling, I’m tempted by a Moto Guzzi V85 TT. Partly because of the character, partly because I think they’re stunning and partly because it’s so not everyone else.




If it’s a black Ninja it’s 13 years ago, but 
whatever, Facebook.

I noticed the other day that the blog has passed a million page views. It took since March of 2013 (when I started riding) to pull it off, so that’s just over 11 years, but a million is a bigger number than most people can conceive. Over the 4083 days this blog has been up it has averaged over 250 page views every day, which feels good. It provides information for people looking for details on some of the mechanics I’ve tackled, and it also gets good pickup on travel stories and bike tech. I’m hoping more travel stories are in the future.


Another story that popped up recently was the ride around Vancouver Island ten years ago. That would be the first time I rented a bike while away from home. It led to the Island Escape story in Motorcycle Mojo. What isn’t mentioned there is that prior to my wife’s conference we also rented scooters and went for an adventure to Butchart Gardens in Victoria.

More travel opportunities like that, or Max and I’s ride through the Superstition Mountains in Arizona, or down to the Indianapolis MotoGP race would be fantastic, it’s difficult to find the time though.


The other day I thought I’d get into the throttle controls on the Tiger and clean and lubricate all the bits (if you read this regularly you can guess where this is going). Everything plastic on this 21 year old bike is brittle and yep, the throttle cable adjuster broke. I’ve jury rigged a solution, but like everything else on this bike, finding parts is becoming ‘vintage difficult and expensive’, even though it’s anything but.

My biking decisions might be made for me if we decide to move. If we downsize into a condo or something without a garage I’d be tempted to clear the deck and get something new. At that point having something that someone else has to work on while it’s under warranty would make sense. I don’t know how long I’d be happy with no working space, but perhaps I’d end up getting in with a shop coop and having some space in a shared garage somewhere. My approach to motorcycling is quite isolating. A change in circumstances might be a good thing.
If every time I touch the Tiger to do maintenance (it needs regular TLC) the parts crumble in my hands, I don’t know how much longer I can keep it going. I’d really like to get it to six figures but beyond that I’m not sure – perhaps turn it into modern art?
I’m still also keen to pursue trials riding and perhaps long distance enduro with an eye for finishing rather than beating up machinery to attain top speeds. I’d do track days but I live in Ontario, which doesn’t make access to things like track days easy in a any way. Likewise with the off roading. It’s about, but it’s sporadic and they make it as difficult as possible. Living somewhere else might open up motorcycling opportunities that feel out reach here in the overcrowded and increasingly dark heart of Canada.

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Prioritizing Work and Saving My Patience for What Matters

I was talking to Alan Seeley on email who now writes for Classic Bike (UK) Magazine. I told him about the s*** show that was trying to order used parts from eBay to keep the old Tiger in motion. He put me in touch with Chris Jagger and also put my issue into the letters section of the magazine. Chris’s advice is that there are weak points on these bikes and as they age they get retired because of the lack of support. If you’re going to take on a Hinkley Triumph, even a relatively recent one, don’t expect the kind of support you’d get from other manufacturers.

I’ve sorted out ’90s Fireblades and Honda never blinked when I was looking for parts. Suzuki is legendary with how they look after their engineering history, and Kawasaki has also been nothing but solid when I was working on older machines. I actually found it easier to find parts for a 53 year old Meriden Triumph than I have with much newer Hinkley machines. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, for a company that markets on their history so heavily, Triumph vanishes when it comes to providing parts support, even for recent machines.

I took Chris’s advice and went looking for backup used parts. This time around I found a throttle body that looked like it has spent some time in an archeological dig, and it arrived in a beaten up box but this time the seller padded it well and the plastic bits were intact. I cleaned and dismantled the unit and now have spare throttle bodies, fuel injectors and a complete idle control housing along with all the other odds and ends.

When I put the Tiger back together I tried putting pins in the broken wires on the fuel sender but it didn’t work. I got a replacement fuel sender, but this time from a US eBay parts provider. I foolishly thought the shipping would be less but eBay surprised me with a surcharge on delivery that was 3x the shipping costs. Both the throttle body and the fuel sender came in on the same week. The throttle parts were much bigger and heavier and came from the UK with no surprise surcharge and the shipping cost was 30% lower. The moral here? Don’t buy used parts on eBay if it’s from an American based seller – you’ll get caned by US Post surcharges. No so with UK suppliers.

The good news is the new part works well, but not without other teething problems. That age of this bike is really starting to show. The wires had broken in the sender unit but unbeknownst to me they’d also broken on the other side of the connector, so when I first plugged the new unit in I got nothing. After taking the tape off I discovered the broken wire, cut off the connector, crimped on new plugs and it works a treat.


While I was waiting on parts I pulled the valve cover and checked the valves just to make sure they weren’t what might be causing the stalling and hesitation.


I’d last done this perhaps ten thousand miles and a couple of years ago – everything was still within spec. It’s an afternoon to do it but worth knowing that the valves aren’t the issue. That also gave me a chance to go over the seals on the airbox and pipes, clean and check the spark plugs, put a spacer on the throttle return to stop it stalling and wire in a bypass to the battery so it’s showing 13 volts when running now (the wiring for the battery is byzantine and loses voltage over time). I also rebalanced the throttle bodies while I was in there.


With the new fuel sender in, I’ve had the Tiger out multiple times over the past week. It doesn’t stall! It starts reasonably easily, Shows 12.8-13.2 volts when running (it used to hover around 12), and the throttle action is close to what it was before things went sideways.

How am I able to apply such patience to the Tiger? I sold the Bonneville!  Got what I paid for it and took a hit on some of the new parts I’d purchased, but with it gone I’ve got more room both in the garage and in me head to work on the Tiger.

The old Bonnie was interesting to work on during COVID but I’m still young enough to be motivated by riding rather than spending endless days in retirement hunting for expensive parts and installing them. Having two frustrating Triumphs was one too many, and since the Tiger’s going to start demanding engineering rather than just mechanics if I want to keep it in motion, it was time to let go of my first attempt at (the eye wateringly expensive world of) vintage restoration. I like my projects to be more recent sidelined bikes – the ’97 Fireblade remains a highlight (that I made money on!).

The Bonnie project had stalled out when I realized I was a grand in on new parts and nowhere close to being able to ride the thing. In retrospect I should have picked one of the other running options, but I went for the romantic Triumph option… and regretted it. An alternate reality Tim went for the BSA trials bitza and is deeply involved in vintage trials right now.


Links & Pics

Valve cover off on the Tiger. It’s pretty easy to get into – other than having to wiggle the cover out the right side under the frame – which actually caused problems on the reinstall when the gasket didn’t sit right and the bike barfed expensive synthetic oil all over the garage floor when I restarted it- but I’m not going to mention that in the blog.


With the Bonnie and bits gone, there is much room (both mentally and physically) to get on with keeping the Tiger in motion. The Kawasaki remains rock solid.


Used on Triumph models up until  four years ago – they don’t make these any more.


I’m taking the broken one to bits and measuring all the bits. I currently have two plans: 1) digitally 3d model the part and look into 3d printing options with fuel proof materials. Nylon filament printing seems to be the fuel-proof material of choice. Lots of services out there. 2) is to build my own copper/steampunk version of this plastic bit using copper piping and fittings.


My pins in the connectors attempt with the old fuel sender didn’t cut it.


I thought the C14 might have an oil leak, but it turned out to be the oil in the fairing after the spring oil change. After a thorough cleaning it’s running like a (oil tight) top.


Here are some details on the voltage fixes for 955i Tigers. Running the wire from the reg/rec to the battery was straightforward:


Sasquatch voltage fix:

https://tigertriple.com/forum/index.php?topic=3843.75  is lost to the internet (those Hinkley Triumph support forums are dying out).

https://www.advrider.com/f/threads/sasquatch-link-please.1267616/

https://www.advrider.com/f/threads/tiger-electrical-upgrades.496199/

Reg/Rec update:

https://www.triumphrat.net/threads/charging-system-diagnostics-rectifier-regulator-upgrade.104504/


This is the Fuel Level Sender: Part Number: T2400526 that needed a swap…


Thanks to the massive shipping surprise it would have been cheaper for me to buy this new from a dealer (assuming they haven’t discontinued it). Don’t buy used parts from U.S. based eBay parts providers! It’s not their fault, but eBay makes a mess of US/Canada shipping.


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Stay With Me, this is Going to Get Quantum Weird

 This was originally posted on the Canadian Cybersecurity Network’s CyberVoices page: Stay With Me, this is Going to Get Quantum Weird 


CyberVoices is well worth a look if you want to get a sense of cybersecurity in Canada from many different perspectives in 2024. It gets you away from the goverment / business / marketing talk about cyber which tends to contain a lot of self-interested spin.

Canadian Cybersecurity Network’s CYBERVOICES.

***

Science and technology were making great strides at the end
of the nineteenth century, to the 
point where we were beginning to discover
problems with the reality we thought we lived in. Newtonian physics does a
great job of describing what we see around us, but it turns out this is an
illusion created by the scale at which we operate. It’s like thinking the earth
is flat because it looks that way, but it only looks that way because we’re not
big enough to see it; reality is in the eye of the beholder.

What we discovered as we looked closer with better
technology was that the universe isn’t a deterministic machine. The double slit
experiment caused great confusion because it looked like light was both a wave
and a particle. Rutherford’s gold foil experiment suggested that the recently
discovered atom was almost entirely empty space. Most of what you breathe in is
vacuum! The universe is much stranger than we first thought, and it isn’t
deterministic at all, but very much probabilistic. Einstein hated this ‘spooky
action at a distance’ quantum nonsense, but through the 20th Century
we’ve come to understand that this is how the universe works.  Most people don’t know this because education
finds teaching science in a Newtonian way easier. Professor Brian Cox has a
good quote in his book, The
Quantum Universe
: “It’s not Newton for big things and quantum for small
things, it’s quantum all the way.”

This emerging quantum awareness created the first quantum
revolution. Once we recognized that quantum effects happen around us all the
time, we started designing technology that made use of these newly discovered natural
phenomena. If you think this is only for exotic university labs, you’re wrong. The
flash memory that you’re likely reading this through depends on quantum
tunnelling to work, as do lasers, MRIs and super conductors.

So, what’s all this talk about quantum computing and what
the heck does this have to do with cybersecurity? In the 1970s many researchers
started theorizing about quantum computing and Richard Feynman put it together
in the early 80s, then the race was on to build the theory. What’s the
difference between this and passive 20th Century quantum technology?
We’ve developed the technology and theory now to engineer quantum outcomes
rather than just using what nature gives us. As you might imagine, this is
incredibly difficult.

I had an intense chat with Dr. Shohini Ghose, the CTO of the
Quantum Algorithms
Institute
at the end of our quantum cybersecurity readiness training day
this week in BC. She was (quite rightly) adamant that we can’t know quantum
details without observing them and when we observe them, we change them, but my
philosophy background has me thinking that I’m going to try anyway. An
unobserved universe is entirely probabilistic. It only becomes the reality we
see when we perceive it. It reminds me of the crying angels in my favourite Doctor Who episode.
This bakes most people’s noodles, but the math clearly indicates that in
measuring a photon’s location we can’t also know its velocity and direction –
that’s the uncertainty
principle
in action. I’m probably wrong about all of that, but I’d rather
people take a swing at understanding this strangeness rather than being afraid
of being wrong.

Alright, we’re halfway through this thing and you haven’t
mentioned anything cyber once! If you think about the electronic systems we
use, they’re entirely Newtonian. They reduce information to ones and zeroes and
produce the kind of certainty we all like, but this is a low-resolution approach
that is about to hit its limit. We’re building transistors so small now that electrons
are tunnelling through the nanometer thick walls (atoms are mainly empty space,
remember?) between transistors, rendering future miniaturization impossible;
we’re nearing the limits of our Newtonian illusion. That means the end of
Moore’s Law! Panic in the disco!

Quantum computers don’t use electronics as a common base. A
quantum computer processor might be ionized particles, or photons, or nanotech engineered
superconductors, and those are just a few of the options. By isolating these
tiny pieces of the cosmos away from the chaos of creation and applying energy
to them in incredibly intricate ways, we can create probability engines that
use astonishing mathematics to calculate solutions to problems that linear
electronic machines could never touch, but unlike classic computers we need to
do this without observing the process or all is lost. Imagine if you had to
design the first microprocessors in the dark and you’re a fraction of the way
towards understanding how difficult it is to build a quantum computer, but it’s
happening!

We’re currently in what’s called the NISQ (noisy
intermediate scale quantum) computing stage. We’re still struggling with
applying just enough energy to get a particle to polarize how we want it to,
all while keeping the noise (heat, radiation) of reality out. That’s why you
see quantum computers in those big cylinders as a chandelier. The cylinders are
radiation shields and containers to cool everything down to near absolute zero
(gotta keep that thermal noise out), and the chandelier is to keep the electronic
noise of the control systems (old school electronics) away from the quantum
processor.

My favourite quote from the PhDs I’ve talked to is, “a
viable quantum computer is five years out. And if I’m wrong, it’s four years.”
What does that mean for ICT types? Quantum computers don’t do linear. When you
give them a problem, they leverage that state of being everywhere at once to
produce massively parallel computing outcomes completely foreign to what we’re
familiar with in our multi-core processors. Quantum algorithms are designed to
blackbox the calculation, so observation doesn’t spoil quantum processes and
then spit out answers as probabilities.

What does that mean for cybersecurity? Peter Shor came up
with an elegant idea in the mid-90s that uses a Quantum Fourier Transformation
to calculate the periodicity in prime number factoring. If you can calculate
the period of two large, factored primes (there is a repeating pattern), you
can reverse engineer those primes. In RSA encryption or anything else that uses
factoring you could calculate the private key and tear apart the encrypted
transport layer handshakes rendering secure internet traffic a thing of the
past. From there you could imitate banks or governments or simply decrypt
traffic without anyone knowing you’re there. You won’t see cybercriminals doing
this because the tech’s too tough, but nation states will, though you won’t see
them either because they will be quietly collecting all of that encrypted
online data Imitation Game
style. This process may already have begun with harvest now, decrypt later (HNDL).

There is much more to quantum technologies in cybersecurity
than the encryption panic though. Recent research suggests that instead of running
into limits with electron tunnelling in transistors, our new quantum 2.0
engineering could leverage this quantum effect to create Qtransistors
magnitudes smaller and much faster than what we have now. Cybersecurity will
have to integrate that technology as it evolves. Quantum communication is
another challenge. NIST
is making mathematical quantum resistant algorithms
as I type this, but you
could also leverage quantum entanglement itself to create quantum key encryption.
China has an entire network of satellites testing these hack proof comms links
now. There could be quantum locked portions of the internet in 15 years where
high security traffic goes. Guess who is going to have to manage those secure networks.

If you’re in cybersecurity there is much more to quantum
than panicking about encryption. Anyone in the field would be well served by
digging in and researching this fascinating technological emergence. My
colleague, Louise Turner, and I presented at the Atlantic Security Convention
on this in April. Give
our presentation a look
. There are lots of links to fascinating resources.
It’s time to free your mind, Neo.

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Going Aftermarket with Kawasaki GTR1400/C14 Tire Pressure Sensors

I soldered a new battery into the rear temperature sensor on the Concours when I changed the back tire last year after picking up a puncture. The front was starting to get sluggish when connecting wirelessly, suggesting the battery was dying there and the front tire was due a change, so I did it in the fall. Unfortunately the sensor didn’t pick up signal again on that bodge. Rather than beat up that old sensor again I went looking for alternative options.

I love a good hack, and Big Red walks you through one here on how to take aftermarket tire pressure sensors, program them to your stock Kawasaki settings and then use them instead of expensive stock items. The coding unit is $230, but works on anything, meaning I’m not beholden to a dealer for tire pressure sensors on the cars either. A pack of 2 sensors is $95, so all together a full sensor replacement on the bike including the tool needed to program them is $325. The stock sensors are $258 each, so an eye watering $516 for the pair. $200 cheaper and I have the tool that’s usable across a wide range of vehicles. That’s my kind of hack!

How did it go? After all the frustrations with the Tiger and Triumph, the C14 reminded me how nice it is to work on a bike that’s supported by its manufacturer and the aftermarket.. When I compare the thriving online communities at COG and other online forums that support Kawasaki ownership, I can only think, ‘way to go team green.’ By comparison I read a post on one of the Triumph forums that said, ‘these forums are dead. Everyone is giving up on these old bikes…” Except the bikes in question are not that old.


When I walked into my local Kawasaki dealer and asked for parts for my mid-nineties C10 there was never an issue. If I hop into an online forum for the Kwak I see an active community full of ideas and support.  Most of the Hinckley Triumph forums for anything over 15 years old are derelict. The posts on them are from at least five years ago giving you some idea of what trying to keep an older Hinckley Triumph on the road is like (ie: impossible). It makes me question owning another one, which is a real shame because I wanted to believe in the brand, but they only market their history, they don’t honour it by supporting owners in keeping old machines in motion.



Back in the land of the living, Big Red’s walkthrough was spot on. I popped one side of the new front tire off the rim and removed the 14 year old sensor. I couldn’t see why it wasn’t getting power – my soldering looked good – maybe a bad battery? No matter, new parts are going in.




If you know that the Mazda 3 2004 sensors are a match for the Concours ones, then the rest is straightforward. I set the MaxiTPMS unit to the Mazda settings and then put in the ID number from the old C14 sensor in and the wireless upload only took a few seconds.



I could also check the sensor once it was programmed, which gave me some piece of mind before putting it back in the tire.

The whole process was straightforward, aided by a warm March day where I could leave the tire in the sun while I set the sensor. Warm tires are much easier to stretch over the rim!





I installed the new sensor which fits snugly in the rim. All the parts including the tool from Autel felt like quality pieces that will last. With the tire reinflated I put the wheel back in and torqued everything to spec while also making sure everything was grease free (especially the brake bits).

I took it up the street with the intention of riding around the block because that’s how long it
usually takes to get the dash reading the wheel pressures, but this new sensor had it showing in seconds – before I even got to the stop sign. I checked it against the digital tire pressure gauge and it’s right on the money.


It felt good to have a win in the garage after banging my head against the Tiger for so long. Speaking of which, I recently attempted to plastic weld the part they won’t supply any more and as I was putting it back together the wiring broke off on the fuel level unit (because I’ve had the tank off so many f***ing times!). As much as it pains me, I think I’m going to take Triumph’s hint and let the Tiger go… which is something I never thought I’d say. So much for my goal of hitting 100k with it.

It is actually nuclear powered – the plutonium goes in under than panel, like on Doc Brown’s DeLorean…

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Little Cyber Skills Bonfires Across Canada

 It’s been one of those months when possibilities for the future keep going in and out of focus. My secondment ends in August. There might be a possibility of an extension, but there are questions around whether or not I’m allowed to do it contractually. There are also questions around whether or not I want to go back into the classroom at all. Here are some of the things that have happened in the past few weeks that have me up at 5am after a14+ hour work day that should have knocked me out for a full night of sleep…

I did a ten day run across the Maritimes a couple of weeks ago. This involved a teacher PD day in Nova Scotia on a Saturday and then in class enhanced technology training days in schools across New Brunswick which mainly focused on trying to leverage the national CyberTitan cyber range competition images from previous years with students with varying backgrounds in cybersecurity. This isn’t edtech as you know it, it’s leading edge technology being leveraged to teach complex, interdisciplinary ideas that we can’t usually get anywhere near in the classroom.

The first day in Fredericton was frustrating due to technical difficulties and pedagogical challenges. Using state of the art cloud based cyber range simulations is always going to be a stretch in classrooms. Doing it on the IT infrastructure in schools is like trying to drive a Formula One car on a dirt road. The range of student skill made it impossible to sufficiently differentiate in order to land everyone in Vygotsky’s zone of proximal development and technical issues only complicated matters further. I finished the day exhausted and frustrated.

Day two completely restored my faith in this experiment. Oromocto High School has a brilliant computer technology instructor who has built a strong community of CyberTitans and the computer lab we were in was fit for purpose. We had a great day on the range where I got to see students grasp concepts that even CyberPatriot can’t address due to it’s old-school desktop virtual machine approach. On top of that I learned I am not alone! Blair, who runs the program at OHS is also Cyber Operations qualified, making us the only two I know of in Canada. Teachers like to invent their own certifications (and degrees) for education technology rather than explore relevance with what everyone else is doing, so it was nice to meet another willing to take on the challenge of a globally recognized industry cert.

Over the week I got to iterate with schools with little to no CyberTitan experience and even a middle school. There are edge cases around exceptional teachers where this kind of enhanced learning is not only possible but essential if we’re to develop students capable of surviving the very technologically disruptive future we all face. One of my key takeaways in that week was to emphasize the importance of tending to these unicorns, they are few and far between.

I wrapped up the trip in Charlottetown where our local partner and I had a great chat with CBC radio about how to build genuine cyber-fluency. This is like starting a fire with wet wood. It takes skill, determination and collaboration to make it work, and none of these things are easily found in Canadian education. Having now taught in classrooms from BC to Newfoundland, I’ve been fortunate enough to experience the wildly inconsistent landscape of Canadian education (there is no such thing, we are the only developed country in the world without a national educaiton strategy), but there are commonalities, like the staggering lack of digital skills we graduate students with. Nurturing local expertise is a way to scale this up. I hope administrators from coast to coast recognize and focus on that.

I finally cracked the TV egg and found myself on CBC Compass. The final question there was a big one, but I stand by my answer: we need to be teaching meaningful digital literacy so that our students can operate safely and effectively in an increasingly technology dependant world. We indeed face global challenges that threaten our future. If we don’t start learning the tools at our disposal effectively, we’re not going to solve them.

The frozen sea on an empty PEI shore…

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Fleeing the Nagging Winter

 

Saw a guy on a GS flying down the 401 towards Windsor today, which conjured fantasies of fleeing the nagging winter to warmer climes. I’d eventually come back when winter lets go… maybe.

When it warms up I’d complete the loop:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/cdPdK2kD3rzwjEnN6

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